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WIDE-EYED BUNNY from menhir 129 days old

There is always a certain amount of 'road kill' on busy main rural 'A' roads. The kind of road where you have two lanes, a range of directional bends ...

NEW PROBLEM TODAY.......HELP PLEASE! from menhir 212 days old

New problem today. Help please! I didn't see a ruddy raspberry roll out of the box, down the cupboard, bouncing on my stone coloured trouser leg on ...

FLUFFED UP from menhir 214 days old

Flippin' horder! After all these years, I trusted that he had emptied out his pockets; he always has done. My dark wash load was covered in a soft ...

SHORT TROUSERS AND GYMSLIPS IN THE SNOW from menhir 279 days old

[ ... ] on? "There is snow look". It used to snow every winter, yes it really did snow. Gloves hat, coat, scarves suitable footwear and knee high ...

STARS? WHAT STARS? from menhir 294 days old

[ ... ] size of an egg on my head, a frozen gel bag applied to it. My hair will cover the worst of the injury when the wind doesn't blow. sniff,sniff.

MISSING MOUSE from menhir 461 days old

My mouse is still missing. Two long distance calls later, the shop finds its stock list is wrong. Thirty-three mice in stock, since I ordered on the ...

DETERMINED TO SPREAD IT from menhir 478 days old

The weather has been odd; the same for London where we were on a quick visit. Except there, it was between 7 and 10 degrees centigrade warmer than at ...

LET IT ALL HANG OUT from menhir 757 days old

[ ... ] on with my day without other half mooching about; he'd gone to help a friend this morning. I got lots of jobs done and was still doing them mid ...

KITTENS GROW ON TREES from menhir 770 days old

[ ... ] garden. Me: I didn't know kittens grew on trees. -Oh, it didn't, (says visitor,seriously) it grew in the tree and we plucked it off a branch.

STRAIGHT ARROWS AND SIDE SWIPES from menhir 831 days old

[ ... ] on to the windscreen, the bonnet, lights and the roof of the car. Each squidge that landed, did so with a definite flattening, spreading plop. ...