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SO, WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?

by menhir @ 02 May. 2008 - 22:33:51

You'd have an interesting answer to the question "What did you do on your birthday?" Hubby said. Well, yes, I suppose I would. Here's how the answer would go.

This year, a large part of my birthday morning was spent travelling twenty miles to, and sitting in, our local hospital's Accident and Emergency Unit. In the cubicle, the nurse did a very careful triage of the problem, at which time I noticed things that had passed me by. We had a chat about the development of the medical problem. A doctor was called.

While waiting for the doctor, nurse made us comfortable in a waiting area with good chairs, a T.V. (not that we watched anything) and a 'customer' coffee machine. Hubby searched for change and bought us both coffees.

Nurse reappeared to to check her colouring-in of my problem presentation. One slight alteration, a flourish of shading and she was ready for a presentation.

Back in the cubicle, the young doctor introduced himself and asked me if I had been losing weight!? (I didn't know him from Adam and I wish...) There was a bit of prodding about and I made a suitable number intakes of breath, ouches and winces, These were followed by a brief discussion about the diagnosis. Doc. then gave me self-medicating instructions and said if things were no better within 48 hours I was to visit my own GP. Out of his earshot, nurse instructed that if things were no better in two days, I was to return to the hospital. "Why?" "Because," she said, "you might need intravenous treatment."

As we left, Nurse wished me a happy birthday.


 
 

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skip2468skip2468 [Member]
02/05/08 @ 22:50

A birthday to remember. Nothing exciting ever happens on my birthday - just another day.

menhirmenhir [Member]
04/05/08 @ 13:21

Hi Skip,

some excitements might be better passed by.

EllieGantEllieGant pro
02/05/08 @ 23:31

Oh dear - what a horrible birthday experience. They might at least have a customer champagne machine (free) for people celebrating their birthdays.

Hope all is ok and that the two-day repeat visit can be scratched from your diary.

EllieGantEllieGant pro
02/05/08 @ 23:31

Oh yes - and a belated happy birthday to you!

menhirmenhir [Member]
04/05/08 @ 13:24

Hi Ellie,

Thanks for the greetings.

Day 2 was definitely scratched from my diary and the horse meds are but a fading memory. While I was taking them, a few other things, that shouldn't have been, were fading memories too!

You really know how to spice things up now don't you? That's a little too much excitement for me.

Hope you are okay now and have a relaxing weekend.

xxx

menhirmenhir [Member]
04/05/08 @ 13:25

I totally agree with you - I could have managed nicely without the additional 'excitement'. But...

hayden [Visitor]
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03/05/08 @ 01:26

oh, dear, I am sorry to hear - what an unpleasant birthday surprise. I suppose the bright side is that all other birthdays will seem delightful by comparison, but that seems little help.

hope you are doing much better. don't forget, at our age one should be celebrating birthday month anyway, so do celebrate when you feel up to it!

menhirmenhir [Member]
04/05/08 @ 13:28

Hi Hayden,

A birthday month - there's a thought that hadn't crossed my mind. I shall have to have a real good think about what month to use and what to do with a whole month of celebration :)

isadora101isadora101 [Member]
05/05/08 @ 20:06

I trust everything is Ok now Menhir and that you didn't have to make the return visit.
I was wondering ..does 'customer' coffee taste better than 'patient' coffee? :))

menhirmenhir [Member]
05/05/08 @ 20:54

Good question - not having been an in-patient I cannot answer with direct experience; my guess is that the machine customer coffee might have been better as it was a capsule variety of coffee that was available rather than tasteless, aroma-free, powdered coffee.

I haven't had to return to A & E.

PurpleDragonPurpleDragon [Member]
06/05/08 @ 10:43

Oh, no, what a shame. Can you have another birthday to replace that one?

menhirmenhir [Member]
06/05/08 @ 10:57

What a brilliant thought! I will agree to it on one condition and that is; I am not adding any extra years to what I already have!!!!! :))

PurpleDragonPurpleDragon [Member]
06/05/08 @ 13:34

Nah, you can pretend to the the queen for a day or something. She gets two birthdays, so why can't the rest of us?

Hope you are feeling better now.

menhirmenhir [Member]
06/05/08 @ 13:48

Health is perking up thanks.

One natural birthday and an excuse for an extra official one -I must give that some thought. ;)

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