"Firty pahnds playse" said customer to transport ticket office salesperson.

The sales person tapped away on his machinery, then looked up, querying the amount;

"Thirty Pounds on the travel card?"

"Yeah, playse."

More tapping then... "Put your card in the card reader please"

"that a'raht?" asked the customer.

Salesperson assented with a nod and instructed, "now".

"Presenter" said the customer.

Salesperson: "Presenter?"

Customer: "Nah, presenter"

Salesperson: "Present what?"

Customer - "Uhm, do... I...press...entah...nah?"