by menhir
@ 14 Apr. 2008 - 20:22:04
"Firty pahnds playse" said customer to transport ticket office salesperson.
The sales person tapped away on his machinery, then looked up, querying the amount;
"Thirty Pounds on the travel card?"
"Yeah, playse."
More tapping then... "Put your card in the card reader please"
"that a'raht?" asked the customer.
Salesperson assented with a nod and instructed, "now".
"Presenter" said the customer.
Salesperson: "Presenter?"
Customer: "Nah, presenter"
Salesperson: "Present what?"
Customer - "Uhm, do... I...press...entah...nah?"