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...AND PIGS MIGHT FLY!

by menhir @ 31 Mar. 2008 - 22:12:58

Much as I look forward to having a rest tonight, arriving at another new dawn tomorrow, with time set aside for a yap with a friend over coffee, (who I haven't had a substantial natter with since before Christmas), I am not looking forward to my mail piling higher with additions from the new post to come. It's like scaling a never ending mountain. Even scoring out things on my 'to do' list doesn't seem to deliver the usual satisfaction. More things get added.

Maybe, I'll be in luck and there won't be any mail tomorrow, (then pigs might fly!) Maybe, I'll be lucky enough to be out when phone calls for other people attempt to interrupt my progress with my own domestic catch up programme.

I'll be off now, as I have a hospital phone call to make. Earlier this evening, admission was definite, but there were no beds in two of the possible departments the patient could be directed to. This is in one of the largest London Hospitals I have seen, it's a small city in its own right. There is even a reception desk in one of the wings with a specialist clerk who can direct you, the visitor, to any of the nooks and crannies you need to find.

Tomorrow's another day - cheers!


 
 

CAUGHT OUT

by menhir @ 30 Mar. 2008 - 22:41:11

"Won't  the doors open?" I asked the young man who arrived at the same time as me, but from the opposite direction.

"Doesn't look like it; the place looks all tidied and locked up", he replied.

Looking at my watch and checking the times on the board, I commented that the shop had closed early then, at least fifteen minutes early. "I wonder why?"

"Dunno, it's odd isn't it." The man replied.

Back at home, I tell of my findings and describe the shop opening hours.

"Your watch is wrong", I am told.  I've been caught out by the altered time. I didn't change my watch time to British Summer Time.  I wasn't the only one, I tell myself. There were two of us there ... 

TERMINAL - OH DEAR...

by menhir @ 19 Mar. 2008 - 22:21:32

The great terminators, Transport for London -

Click here for BAA's terminal guide

RIP

AN OCTOPUS OUT OF WATER

by menhir @ 17 Mar. 2008 - 21:52:56

We stopped off today at our favourite travellers watering hole. Talk about disorganisation; we've never seen it like that. No-one was looking after their own section and ensuring a smooth flow of customers, instead they seemed to be tripping over each other. At five minutes after midday, the soup (were soups) was changed, though the menu board wasn't. For some reason, all the food was being plated up, to be served to people at table - usually, you collect the meal just before the till point. It is after all a self-service fast-ish, but good, foodie place. There's the odd item on the menu that gets served, but not the lot!

I ordered a cafetiere for two from a young man pretending to be an octopus. We stood and stood, meantime, a jug of milk and a teapot appeared. Eventually, it occured to 'the octopus' that we weren't moving, neither had we paid. Uh,oh. Our drinkies had been mis-translated into tea for two!

My jacket potato order was one of those meals usually served at table; I specified without butter, it came smothered in the stuff. The meal went back. With due contrition 'the octopus' reappeared with a replacement meal and meekly listened to my well-meant advice and guidance. :>>

THE LOCAL HOT SPOT

by menhir @ 17 Mar. 2008 - 00:09:49

Might not be around much for the next week or two; it is possible I might get the odd word in, if it doesn't prove too complicated to link into my blog site on my laptop, while at the local hot-spot hostelry.

Toodlepip.

:)

NERDS AND GIANT GNAWING CRISPS

by menhir @ 15 Mar. 2008 - 23:30:44

The radio voice declared that someone without skills and with an attitude, is a nerd. Apparently, this was a French nerd. Is there any difference, I wondered?  I thought of my exchange this week with Mr Flighty and the definition he supplied of a nerd, from Chambers Dictionary .

My Butternut squash needed using. One section of the round end was looking distinctly unhappy.  I thought of advice given me by friend Lois a long time ago. So, Lois, I cut the squash into wedges (unpeeled) and de-seeded the sections; I placed the wedges into a hot oven to bake and... promptly forgot them! 

The aroma is wonderful and I just caught the wedges - ages later - with the skin blistered, rather darker than they should be, but possibly, useable. Hubby thinks they might make good giant, gnawing crisps.

GROUPS - OUTSIDE IN

by menhir @ 14 Mar. 2008 - 21:14:46

I found that if I wanted to write a blog on my own blog site, it automatically went to a group blog.

I experimented tonight to see if there was some way round that without cancelling contact with the group. There wasn't. Has anyone else come across this and if so, how have you sorted it?

MEETING THE PAST

by menhir @ 13 Mar. 2008 - 22:58:12

When I first came to live in the remote wilds of Scotland, the relatively small graveyards placed in the middle of nowhere, were a constant curiosity. Churches were not adjacent nor necessarily within view of these places. It was even more curious to me, to find that the isolated graveyards were 'invisibly' linked to a particular church.

I was used to urban living where the majority of churches of whatever Christian persuasion, were big edifices with enormous spires reaching high, were surrounded by graves of people who passed through a long time ago, and some who were more recent.

There were municipal grave yards that sprawled for miles, where the departed were interred after a religious service elsewhere that was out of sight. This is without a doubt a more generic arrangement for arranging a final farewell. Here, in my part of Scotland. The municipal grave yard encompasses views of all the churches within the town.

Mostly the separate graveyards that do belong to a particular church are the ones I have seen in this part of Scotland. That being said, I should mention I have seen variations on this theme elsewhere.

In Quebec, we found a church yard with no church anywhere in view.
Le Mairie was visible but closed. There was no church to be seen. When we investigated, we found the majority of the old grave stones bore familiar, very local, Scottish names.

STORMS,GALES,GUSTS AND NAILS.

by menhir @ 12 Mar. 2008 - 21:56:47

So, here in the North of Scotland we haven't had the storms, gales and floods that are wreaking havoc in the South and the North of England. Haven't we? Well, yes we have, though not at the same point in time...

Where I live, we are regularly hit by all sorts of harsh weather. We don't see snow as harsh, unless it develops into unusual proportions and we are cut off from our lifeline roads. We are always unhappy about ice adding to the existing dangers of our difficult roads.

We've had a grotty few days, then, a few hours when Spring felt as if it had sprung. Mother Nature was teasing us, a cruel tease. Today we've had stair rods of rain, the wind has been gusting up growling and developing in to a roar. We are concerned about flooding here. The sea is close by, the rivers are in spate, a burn on the slope behind our house has filled and is racing with high volumes of water rather than its usual trickle. The water tables are high, lochens (small lakes) have formed on land because water has never really had the opportunity to drain since last year.

Scottish building regulations have always been strict and required a secure level of construction. We were very lucky, all our roof tiles were nailed down, every single one, instead of one in three. We have had other things go adrift and a concrete garden wall brought down in storms. However, in twenty one years (all digits crossed) we have never lost a roof tile.

Let's see what happens tonight and what tomorrow might bring.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT?

by menhir @ 12 Mar. 2008 - 13:48:36

I dislike Blog UK group recommendations which I think are just as bad as their best and active blog things. All of it is subjective to each individual. I can't believe that everyone who blogs needs to be 'guided' in a particular direction - surely bloggers have a fair idea already what their interests are?

BLESSED DOUBLE-DECKER LONDON BUS

by menhir @ 10 Mar. 2008 - 21:28:39

I discovered that a 27 bus that stopped on the opposite side of the road to where I was waiting, went very near to where I wanted to go in North West London. When there was a lull in the traffic on this busy arterial road, I rushed over the road to the bus stop for buses going along in the general direction of North and Easterly routes.

Once seated in the bus shelter, I got talking to a woman waiting with one little Scottie dog, (what a sweetie pet that was) and a doe-eyed Labrador. He just plopped his head in my lap and made himself comfortable while waiting for the bus.

Their red double-decker bus, a number 9, arrived, the woman and her pets got on. Whilst she was paying their fares, I saw out of the corner of my eye, creeping up  behind, the very bus I was waiting for, the number 27.  I jumped up; though it wasn't a request stop I waved my arms about.

As this other bus was at the stop, the 27 bus driver overtook it, completely ignoring me and I saw the bus I wanted disappear into the distance. The driver received my vast store of blessings!!  

THIS WEEK IN BRIEF

by menhir @ 08 Mar. 2008 - 00:02:38

This week;

Earlier this week, Radio 4 Journalists said they actually felt constrained about discussing the European Treaty, because the Government had not really given them anything to talk about as it was not in the Government's interests to give any prominence to the discussion. Now that is a first!

Since when has Government's comparative silence on an issue - if indeed it was so completely silent - stopped U.K. journalists from sniffing around and highlighting an issue, indeed, even scooping the proverbial dung and spreading it all over?

The Archers, the radio soap of country folk, has been getting quite interesting again; though I think the argument over divvying up the farm is getting far fetched. First, Brian A had no need to discuss the arrangements he was making in his will; that's a nice convenient story line. Second, long suffering (martyred) wife, Jennifer had current errant husband maintaining her two kids by other fathers, for most of the kids' dependent lives; he's not been all bad by a long chalk, just an emotional pain in the butt. It's all a bit distorted to get listening figures up.

On the same story of country folk, we have poor Hayley and Roy with their now new, very premature baby girl. I guess this is the BBC linking into some real, sensitive,neonatal and parenting issues of the day.

A five year old asked a scientist on the morning news programme today, where the original baby came from to create Adam or Eve. As the man said, children ask very interesting and the most difficult questions. Nevertheless he gave an answer based on evolution, an answer that just about flipped over John Humphreys, he of aggressive interviewing and haranguing fame. It was an answer which did silence Mr Humphreys. It was well worth waiting for!  

DRIVER IN TROUBLE - PITCH BLACK, STEEP ROADS AND SWITCHBACK BENDS

by menhir @ 05 Mar. 2008 - 00:24:32

It was pitch black, apart from twinkling stars in a clear sky. The steep road with its switchback bends was one requiring care and driving skill, and in the total black of this night, the additional benefit of local knowledge helped.  The temperatures had already dropped to two degrees celsius and they were still falling. There had been wet snow showers passing through all day and during the evening. The road was shiny, becoming treacherously icy.

Going North, up the hill, is a steep earth bank on the passenger side and down the hill, South, is a metal crash barrier beyond which there is a black chasm where it is possible to tumble far into bushes and trees; no-one would know until, perhaps, in the light of  a new day, you might be spotted and found.

We curved round the second of the very sharp bends, began to guide the nose of the car up the hill. A minute flicker could be seen appearing from the earth bank, like a tiny reflection on shiny coal. I peered through the windscreen. We slowed, unsure about what we were seeing, as there was no light to reflect from anything at that height.

As we carefully drove on upward, we first spotted in our car headlights, a large chrome back end bumper.  The vehicle was slewed across the carriageway, the driver's cab lodged into the earth bank.  Then I saw a shadowy, dark figure on the road. It was a young man who was wearing dark clothing. He had a grey and black striped sweatshirt with a hood which was pulled over his head, his head was hunched down into his shoulders, to give him some protection from the snow showers and the low temperatures. He was waving a tiny key fob light. There was no other light. We stopped and the young man said his vehicle, which had skidded on ice, appeared to have an automatic electrical cut out on impact and was totally without power.  He waved us on.  We stayed.

We got out our emergency magnetic torch which has an amber flash light and placed it on the roof of our car. Meantime, for safety's sake, we kept our emergency lights on and the crashed vehicle spotlighted in our headlamps.

With some effort, the driver, who was shivering and no doubt suffering with a degree of shock, was encouraged to sit in our car to warm up. It was just our misfortune to be in a mobile phone black spot. Finding a signal was down to pot luck; we did not have any. The driver said he was waiting for his brother, to whom a message was sent,  to return with a breakdown truck.

Of the three of us there, I was the only person wearing light clothing. I stayed as much in the headlights of our car, as I could. Vehicles going North  and South obeyed my hand signals, carefully passing the crashed vehicle. By the time one driver travelling South stopped to check if anything was required, we had waited, it felt, a long while for assistance to arrive. " Thanks, oh yes", I said. I asked if he would call in at the next village on the route he was travelling, to find the breakdown company, (name given) where we thought the driver's brother might also be found.

We saw the amber flashing lights before we saw the breakdown truck. It seemed to be fairly racing along the road, followed at the same pace by a car. To my consternation, they zoomed past us! After what was seemed like a very long five minutes, the two vehicles returned, (having found somewhere to turn and face down the hill). I took the torch off the roof of our car and having assured ourselves that the young man was in good hands, we travelled on our way North and home.