This is the fairy tale that you should have been reading as little
girls!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating

ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant

meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and

said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch

cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,

young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up

housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my

needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed

frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled

and thought to herself:

I DON'T F***ING THINK SO!!!!!